Why do you do this to me? Seriously. Just when it gets to my favorite time of year, you hit me. You make my eyes itch. Sometimes it feels like someone's even poking at my eyes. And I have sinus drainage, which makes my throat hurt. It isn't fun.
True, I have wonderful allergy meds that can hold you at bay. But I'd prefer that I not need them.
So why don't you back off, and leave me alone this year. Please?
(...this was inspired by Carrie over at [carrotspeak.] who sometimes writes letters.)